August 10, 2008
Still Single
Would you like to know why I'm still single?
I'll tell you why. Tonight I met a very cute fellow. He showed me his tattoo (on his shoulders, perv). I described it as "molecular."
Seriously. If there is a compliment worse than 'punctual', it's 'molecular.'
That was the most accurate, practical thing to say upon viewing the tattoo. And that's why I'm single.
On the other hand, he actually seemed to be attracted to me and wants to hang out soon.
Anyhow. I hope you have a molecular day.
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I'll tell you why. Tonight I met a very cute fellow. He showed me his tattoo (on his shoulders, perv). I described it as "molecular."
Seriously. If there is a compliment worse than 'punctual', it's 'molecular.'
That was the most accurate, practical thing to say upon viewing the tattoo. And that's why I'm single.
On the other hand, he actually seemed to be attracted to me and wants to hang out soon.
Anyhow. I hope you have a molecular day.
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