August 25, 2008

My Goodness

Daniel Radcliff is a tiny little fellow.  By way of reference, my current date is 5'4" at best; weighing 120 lbs.

Radcliff, on television, looks to be about 4' 1" and 60 lbs.

Who says television adds 40 lbs.?

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August 16, 2008

New Boyfriend

This is my new boyfriend:



All I need to win his affection is a bottle of chloroform.

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August 15, 2008

Crystal Ball Says

Good morning, good evening, and good afternoon, wherever you are and whatever you do.  There's a lot of things going on in the world today.  Most of 'em far beyond our control you might say.

Russia invaded Georgia and is continuing their aggression.  Even though the two have signed a cease fire.  The U.S. and Poland finally agreed to a pact and a trade.  Poland gets a bunch of nifty boomers.  The U.S. gets to build a missile intercept facility in Poland.  Russia doesn't like this arrangement one little bit.

Meanwhile, Iraq is behaving quite nicely.  Afghanistan is not behaving nicely at all.   Pakistan is hell-bent on self-destruction.  Or some sort of destruction.  Iran is waiting.
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August 14, 2008

Thanks, Greenies. Love Africa

This is an ugly story.

One wonder if perhaps easing environmental regulations might not make recycling lucrative in the U.S. and Europe.  Particularly with the price of metals where they are today.

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August 10, 2008

Still Single

Would you like to know why I'm still single?

I'll tell you why.  Tonight I met a very cute fellow.  He showed me his tattoo (on his shoulders, perv).  I described it as "molecular."

Seriously.  If there is a compliment worse than 'punctual', it's 'molecular.'

That was the most accurate, practical thing to say upon viewing the tattoo.  And that's why I'm single.

On the other hand, he actually seemed to be attracted to me and wants to hang out soon.

Anyhow.  I hope you have a molecular day.

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