The local afternoon radio guy just made me laugh.  His argument against Don't Ask Don't Tell:

'It would be sheer poetry to have the flamingest gay guy in America go into Afghanistan wearing pink camo and drag Osama out of his cave.  That would make me smile.'

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British super-skanks, Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse have swapped scabies.

I believe this is an important advance in immunology and is key to my plan to live forever (mu-ha). By fusing their respective scabies they have created super-bugs that will be capable of demolishing any potential infectious agent.

Unfortunately, I must fly to London and kiss Pete Doherty. Thoroughly.

Immortality is not cheap. Thankfully, vodka is.

Thanks to Seriously? OMG!
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