I have a new date guy.  He's not really my type.  Heavy set, femme, few commonalities.  But he's great in bed.  I'm having my first purely sexual relationship* (aw, wipe that tear away, I'm all grows up now).

Anyhow, I have one question.  How does one get rid of hickeys? He's a biter!

* Not counting hookups and one-night stands.

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This is my new boyfriend:



All I need to win his affection is a bottle of chloroform.

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So, I'm not normally one for hook-ups, but I met a cute guy and, yeah, we rolled in the hay.  It was quite fun, in case you're interested.  I don't think he's interested in dating and such which is a shame, because he's sexy and smart and not one of those nelly guys that irritates the hell out of me.

I'm fairly conservative and probably the most shy fellow you're ever likely to meet, but I do like sex.  Every now and then I meet some guy that wants to fuck and I'm not retarded, so we take a trip to the bedroom.

I found this guy to be an interesting experience.  My hook-ups have typically been one night stands where I've actually hoped there might be a relationship and realized I would rather have a roll in the shattered glass.  This was strictly sex.

We chatted for five minutes and fucked for an hour.  End of story.  Guy was comfortable and completely uninhibited.  I was significantly less so. We were responsible and safe.  And it was a heck of a lot of fun.

It brings up an interesting question.  Most every guy likes to have as much sex as he possibly can.  Straight guys I've talked to go for months and even years without having sex (with a partner, that is).  My dry spells typically last for months, but I can live and work at home, spend all of my time with doggy and computer, and still find guys willing to shag like bare-assed baboons.

Again, I'm not one to get nasty with every (or even most) guys I meet, but is it really that hard for guys to find chicks willing to have sex?  If that's the case, I have to admit that being a big flaming homo is fantastic.

Also, what do you do with somebody who doesn't like kissing?  What kind of person doesn't like kissing?

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This may be a tactic worth trying.  The best way to get a someone to call you is for you and your friends to chase after their car waving a cardboard sign with your phone number on it.  Preferably at high speed.  Nothing says 'I want to be with you' like leering through somebody's car window while attempting vehicular manslaughter.

Here's an excerpt and the link:

"Saudi society is strictly segregated along gender lines, and after several weeks spent interviewing Saudi teenage girls, I'd become very curious about life on the other side of the gender divide. I'd seen groups of young Saudi men out "numbering" - chasing cars containing young girls and trying to give the girls their phone numbers via Bluetooth, or by holding written phone numbers up to their car windows."

http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/05/13/out-with-the-boys-for-a-night-of-numbering/

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