British super-skanks, Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse have swapped scabies.

I believe this is an important advance in immunology and is key to my plan to live forever (mu-ha). By fusing their respective scabies they have created super-bugs that will be capable of demolishing any potential infectious agent.

Unfortunately, I must fly to London and kiss Pete Doherty. Thoroughly.

Immortality is not cheap. Thankfully, vodka is.

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See the horrifying price of immortality below:

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